Bombastic Nerdtastic!

nicoosuxx:

wings-and-pistols:

isetmynarwhalsonfire:

we’re all like this weird combination of wade and sheen

this ^^

my tumblr relationships

me: omfg ily i swear we're like long lost twins or something your blog is my life

me: also what is your name

alalalalexis:

reachfornirvana:

lmfao gpoy after finals.

gpoy every time i’m drunk… anywhere i’m drunk.

GPOY of me just….whenever.

jurassiraptor replied to your post: I FINALLY WON MY IAN MALCOLM ACTION FIGURE CIRCA JURASSIC PARK ON EBAY!!!

Awesome! This is my favorite action figure ever. Congratulations and enjoy!

Thank you! I’ve already cleared a space on my shelf for him to sit. =)

Television: In the criminal justice system--

Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

hela-goddess-of-death:

“Loki is such a good father~”

And those of you who know your Norse mythology are dying of laughter now.